Me: I need your assistance.
Mr. E: (raised eyebrows, cocks head, *silence*)
Me: What is your favorite thing about my knitting?
Mr. E: Is this in reference to me or to you? (I repeated the question.)
Mr. E. The companionship of having you there doing something that still keeps you engaged. It's much more pleasant being around someone who is knitting than someone who is watching TV.
Me: What is your least favorite thing about my knitting?
Mr. E: When you get frustrated.
Me: I think that's pretty accurate.
Me: What is something I have knitted that you recall as being good?
Mr. E: Everything. But especially the sweater, scarf and hat that I wear all the time.
Me: Do you think knitters have an expensive hobby?
Mr. E: No.
Me: Do you have any hobbies?
Mr. E: Yep.
Me: What are your hobbies?
Mr. E: Math and computer stuff.
Me: If we compared money spent on hobbies, who would win?
Mr. E: We both win. I've been married a while.
Me: Has my knitting in public ever embarrassed you?
Mr. E: Nope.
Me: You can't remember any times in particular?
Mr. E: Not at conferences, not when we have been traveling, no.
Me: Do you know my favorite kind of yarn?
Mr. E: Alpaca!
Me: Can you name another blog?
Mr. E: Zeneedle.
Me: Do you mind that I want to check out yarn stores everywhere we go?
Mr. E: No.
Me: Do you understand the importance of a swatch?
Mr. E: Not in the cosmic sense.
Me: Keeping going. (I'm laughing.)
Mr. E: That's enough.
Me: Do you read Etherknitter?
Mr. E: Yes!
Me: Have you ever left a comment?
Mr. E: No.
Me: Do you think the house would be cleaner if I didn't knit?
Mr. E: Really? No. We have trash no matter what hobbies we have.
Me: Is there anything you would like to add in closing?
Mr. E: No. What is this for? Does this have some meaning?
Me: This is an interview, and you have just given me a blog post.
Mr. E: *shakes head* *returns to reading on the porch while the hummingbirds fight* *sips from glass of wine*