No, there is nothing here related to gardening. This has nothing to do with pawnsh0ps.
Fencing has been on my lifelist. We had the chance, so I took a stab at it. The instructor showed us three parries, and three blocks. He taught us basic attack and retreat footwork.
Then he let us flail away at each other.
In REAL fencing, one drills and drills and drills so that the footwork and the attacks are in muscle memory. We had a 45 minute session of pure aggressive beginner fun.
I may try this again someday.